NEWDIGATE’S GOT TALENT

 

 

NEWDIGATE’S GOT TALENT – SATURDAY 19^th JULY 2014

 

1. There’s No Business Like Show Business            Whole cast

2. 1^st Comedy Routine                                                 Terry Mayne

 

4. Swimming Costume Monologue                          Steve Martin

5. All Who in Newdigate Do Dwell*                          St. Peter’s Church Choir with Eric Marden

6. Swedish Lesson                                                           Annette Jordan, Steve Jones & Steve Martin

7. Song / Guitar                                                              Louise Chenery

INTERVAL

 

7. 2^nd Comedy Routine                                           Terry Mayne
8. 2^nd Comedy Routine                                           Terry Mayne

1. 2^nd Comedy Routine                                           Terry Mayne

8. Flower Duet from Lakme                                  Tina Callcut, Veronica Hedley & Anthea Smallwood

 

Farmer Monologue                                          Steve Martin

11. Irish Dancing Rukiya Maxwell                     Ashleigh Frost

11. All Things Bright and Beautiful St. Peter’s Church Choir               Eric Marden

12. And It’s Goodnight                                           Steve Martin & Steve Jones

 

13. There’s No Business  and Finale                    Everyone

• To the tune of “All People Who on Earth do Dwell”…. All we in Newdigate who dwellSing to the Lord with cheerful voice;For all our friends who serve us well
  

  And in our village life rejoice.

  
  

   

  
  

  Our village shop’s essential role:

  
  

  Stocks the supplies the village needs

  
  

  Post Office counter for the dole

  
  

  Groceries and hardware, things to read.

  
  

   

  
  

  Blessed with two pubs we all can go

  
  

  Into the Bells or Surrey Oaks

  
  

  Good food and hand-pumps row on row

  
  

  Great choice of beers for CAMRA folks

  
  

   

  
  

  Here in the village centre find

  
  

  At Social Club and Village Hall

  
  

  Organisations of all kinds

  
  

  Sports and pastimes for one and all

  
  

   

  
  

  On Brocus field just spend the day

  
  

  Football or cricket, games of bowls

  
  

  Watching them, if you cannot play

  
  

  Turn up to show support for all

  
  

   

  
  

  But save your voices – there’s a place

  
  

  In Church or ‘Non-Church’ Choir for you,

  
  

  Always need men, tenor or bass

  
  

  But ladies you’re all welcome too.

  
  

   

  
  

  While shops and clubs and groups do thrive,

  
  

  We’ve a community that’s great,

  
  

  It’s you who keep our village live –

  
  

  You are the heart of Newdigate!

  
  

   

  
  

  To the Tune of “All Things Bright and Beautiful”…

  
  

  All things bright and beautiful

  
  

  All traffic great and small,

  
  

  All things wise and wonderful,

  
  

  Our village sees them all.

  
  

   

  
  

  The dazzling lights from Gatwick,

  
  

  The trails left by the planes,

  
  

  The cyclists in bright lycra

  
  

  Who hurtle through our lanes….

  
  

   

  
  

  Chorus

  
  

   

  
  

  The lorries from the brickworks,

  
  

  The horses trotting by,

  
  

  The tractors piled with hay-bales

  
  

  That nearly touch the sky…

  
  

   

  
  

  Chorus

  
  

   

  
  

  The S-L-O-W across the roadway,

  
  

  The flashing neon signs,

  
  

  The zig-zags round the school gate,

  
  

  (Please!) Save us from yellow lines!

  
  

   

  
  

  Chorus

  
  

   

  
  

  He gave us eyes to see them,

  
  

  And lips that we might say

  
  

  “Slow down”, Enjoy our village,

  
  

  And live another day!

  
  

   

  
  

  Chorus

  
  

 

1. 2^nd Comedy Routine                                           Terry Mayne